Saturday, December 5, 2009

"Stumpy"

Stumpy was sitting three rows up from me under an apple tree which covered a set of benches with shade. We were at a puppet show in the courtyard of Doctor Cunty’s playroom. It was your typical “Punch and Judy” display of ragged and worn marionettes.

The really BIG ‘Tards as I liked to cal them were the ones putting on the show. I never laughed so hard. Some of these patients have the IQ of a donkey and the manners of an overweight trucker needing to take a shit.
Of course if I showed anytype of emotion I would be sent into her big SMELLY-putrid-genitlewart ridden VAGINA!

Yes Doctor, your vagina smells like a dead leopards asshole.

I digress….
Stumpy was sitting two rows in front of me, I was watching a retarded puppet show with Dr. Pick-my-ass-hole present. My interest laid in Stumpy actually, how a person, a man could sit with such horrible posture and not be sore- the rings of neck fat he had, you can almost figure out his age. Then there was the BACKhair! horrible, long, velvety black and it curled in unison, leaping out of the top of his shirt.

I wanted to shave him.


Shhhhhhhh- I did, yes no shit Dr. Lee I shaved Stumpy. I shaved a FUCKEN ring around his collar so I wouldn’t have to see it anymore. Then I shaved his fat rings, I shaved his fat wrinkly head, I shaved his eyebrows- and then his balls.

Um,

I was bored and HE disgusted me.

Now when I go to the dreaded puppet shows. I can sit and enjoy those little retards as they run around with their hands up puppet asses and laugh outside.

RIGHT-In Ms.- Docter Cunty’s face.

And Stumpy is as smooth as a babies bottome.

note to self- Dr. Lee please keep reading these because I need to make sure yu understand that I shouldn’t be let free. You DUMB APE.

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